430 originals · 20 collections

Art that argues with itself.

430 originals, each welding two art traditions that should never have met. On paper, on cotton rag, on canvas, on a hoodie. Pick a size. That is the whole process.

Pick a piece

Picnic at the Volcano — Soft Apocalypse

All 20 collections

20 arguments,
22 pieces each

Every collection welds two traditions and then runs ten different absurdities through the weld. Nothing here is a filter applied to a photograph.

01 / 20

Neon Pastoral

The American sublime, lit by something plugged in.

Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

All ten

Valley of the Cold Sun — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Valley of the Cold Sun

landscape

Waterfall of Static — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Waterfall of Static

portrait

Neon Buffalo — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Neon Buffalo

landscape

Cathedral Canyon — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Cathedral Canyon

landscape

Lake of Mirrors — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Lake of Mirrors

landscape

Pine Cathedral — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Pine Cathedral

portrait

Thunderhead — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Thunderhead

landscape

Desert Sublime — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Desert Sublime

landscape

Moon Over Plastic Palms — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Moon Over Plastic Palms

square

River of Magenta — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

River of Magenta

portrait

Glacier of Arcade Blue — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Glacier of Arcade Blue

landscape

Mesa Under Sodium — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Mesa Under Sodium

portrait

The Laser Treeline — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

The Laser Treeline

landscape

Fjord of Cold Screens — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Fjord of Cold Screens

landscape

Salt Flat Signal — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Salt Flat Signal

square

Cypress Swamp Vapour — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Cypress Swamp Vapour

landscape

Aurora of Tubes — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Aurora of Tubes

landscape

Canyon of the Open Sign — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Canyon of the Open Sign

portrait

Wheatfield After Dusk — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Wheatfield After Dusk

landscape

Crater Lake Magenta — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Crater Lake Magenta

square

The Pink Mountain Pass — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

The Pink Mountain Pass

portrait

River Delta at Night — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

River Delta at Night

landscape

Storm Over a Lit Plain — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Storm Over a Lit Plain

landscape

Stumps and Bulbs — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Stumps and Bulbs

portrait

Cactus Forest Turquoise — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Cactus Forest Turquoise

square

Iceberg Under Ultraviolet — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Iceberg Under Ultraviolet

landscape

The Saltmarsh Flicker — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

The Saltmarsh Flicker

square

Dune Sea Amber — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Dune Sea Amber

landscape

Waterfall of Green Light — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Waterfall of Green Light

portrait

Prairie Moon and Wire — Hudson River School sublime × synthetic neon light

Prairie Moon and Wire

landscape

02 / 20

Comic Cathedral

Pulp heroics given the full leaded-glass treatment. Absolutely no irony.

Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

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Saint of the Ray Gun — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Saint of the Ray Gun

portrait

The Robot Pietà — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Robot Pietà

portrait

Rocket Rose Window — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Rocket Rose Window

square

Luchador Annunciation — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Luchador Annunciation

portrait

Squid and Diver — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Squid and Diver

landscape

Jetpack Ascension — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Jetpack Ascension

portrait

The Space Ape Throne — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Space Ape Throne

square

Detective in the Rain — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Detective in the Rain

portrait

Dinosaur in the Tracery — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Dinosaur in the Tracery

landscape

Lightning Boxer — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Lightning Boxer

square

The Frogman Martyrdom — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Frogman Martyrdom

portrait

Window of the Crash — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Window of the Crash

landscape

The Ape Lancet — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Ape Lancet

portrait

Ray Gun Rose — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Ray Gun Rose

square

The Dirigible Visitation — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Dirigible Visitation

landscape

Wrestler and the Serpent — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Wrestler and the Serpent

portrait

The Pilot Pietà — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Pilot Pietà

portrait

The Four Evangelists — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Four Evangelists

square

The Moon Landing — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Moon Landing

portrait

Submarine Annunciation — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Submarine Annunciation

landscape

The Bathysphere Ascension — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Bathysphere Ascension

portrait

Jungle Queen and the Tiger — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Jungle Queen and the Tiger

square

The Lightning Rod Saint — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Lightning Rod Saint

portrait

Ranger of the Dust Bowl — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Ranger of the Dust Bowl

landscape

The Martian Deesis — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Martian Deesis

landscape

Zeppelin Boarding Party — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Zeppelin Boarding Party

landscape

The Diving Bell Nativity — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Diving Bell Nativity

square

The Speedboat Charge — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Speedboat Charge

landscape

Saint of the Slide Rule — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

Saint of the Slide Rule

square

The Last Rocket — Cathedral stained glass × golden-age pulp comics

The Last Rocket

portrait

03 / 20

Soft Apocalypse

Rococo pastel manners, entirely unbothered by the end of the world.

French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

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Picnic at the Volcano — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Picnic at the Volcano

landscape

The Flood Swing — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Flood Swing

portrait

Tea in the Tornado — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Tea in the Tornado

landscape

Powdered Wigs — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Powdered Wigs

portrait

Meteor Garden Party — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Meteor Garden Party

landscape

Shepherdess of the Comet — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Shepherdess of the Comet

portrait

Pastel Tidal Wave — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Pastel Tidal Wave

landscape

Cherub Evacuation — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Cherub Evacuation

square

The Last Cake — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Last Cake

square

Ballroom Underwater — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Ballroom Underwater

landscape

The Eclipse Breakfast — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Eclipse Breakfast

landscape

Ice Shelf Minuet — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Ice Shelf Minuet

landscape

The Locust Ball — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Locust Ball

portrait

Wildfire Boating Party — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Wildfire Boating Party

landscape

The Sinkhole Serenade — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Sinkhole Serenade

portrait

Plague of Frogs — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Plague of Frogs

square

The Dam That Is Going — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Dam That Is Going

landscape

Ash Snow Sleigh — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Ash Snow Sleigh

landscape

The Last Greenhouse — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Last Greenhouse

portrait

The Second Swing — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Second Swing

portrait

The Flooded Library — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Flooded Library

landscape

Shepherd of the Dust Storm — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Shepherd of the Dust Storm

portrait

Cherubs and the Rising Sea — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Cherubs and the Rising Sea

square

The Avalanche Soirée — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Avalanche Soirée

landscape

Plague Doctor Pastoral — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Plague Doctor Pastoral

square

The Frozen Fountain — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Frozen Fountain

square

Lightning in the Orangery — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Lightning in the Orangery

portrait

The Earthquake Card Game — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Earthquake Card Game

landscape

Blossom of the Falling Tower — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

Blossom of the Falling Tower

portrait

The Final Sorbet — French Rococo pastel × serene catastrophe

The Final Sorbet

square

04 / 20

Ukiyo Static

Edo woodblock, transmitted badly.

Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

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Great Wave of Signal — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Great Wave of Signal

landscape

Tiger in the Interference — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Tiger in the Interference

portrait

Fuji Test Card — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Fuji Test Card

landscape

Carp of Scanlines — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Carp of Scanlines

portrait

Cranes and Vertical Hold — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Cranes and Vertical Hold

landscape

Samurai, Doubled — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Samurai, Doubled

portrait

Bad Reception — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Bad Reception

square

Octopus Antenna — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Octopus Antenna

square

Rain of Pixels — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Rain of Pixels

landscape

Fox Wedding Broadcast — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Fox Wedding Broadcast

landscape

View With Dropout — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

View With Dropout

landscape

Crane and Colour Bars — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Crane and Colour Bars

portrait

Wrestlers, Out of Register — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Wrestlers, Out of Register

landscape

Snow on the Broken Line — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Snow on the Broken Line

portrait

The Ghost of the Signal — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

The Ghost of the Signal

portrait

Plum Branch Static — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Plum Branch Static

square

The Night Ferry — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

The Night Ferry

landscape

Hands, Misprinted — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Hands, Misprinted

square

The Fox Test Pattern — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

The Fox Test Pattern

square

Boar in the Snow Bands — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Boar in the Snow Bands

landscape

The Tea House — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

The Tea House

portrait

Thunder God Interference — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Thunder God Interference

portrait

Cormorant Fishing, Ghosted — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Cormorant Fishing, Ghosted

landscape

The Pilgrim Road — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

The Pilgrim Road

landscape

Iris Garden, Degrading — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Iris Garden, Degrading

square

The Actor in Three Colours — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

The Actor in Three Colours

portrait

Monkeys and the Vertical Hold — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Monkeys and the Vertical Hold

square

The Whirlpool of Noise — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

The Whirlpool of Noise

landscape

Fireflies and Dead Pixels — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

Fireflies and Dead Pixels

square

The Last Broadcast — Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock × broken CRT transmission

The Last Broadcast

landscape

05 / 20

Beast Cabaret

Weimar expressionism, staffed entirely by animals. Nobody is happy. Everybody is magnificent.

Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

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The Crocodile Chanteuse — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Crocodile Chanteuse

portrait

Hyena Orchestra — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Hyena Orchestra

landscape

The Pelican Magician — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Pelican Magician

portrait

Rhino in a Tuxedo — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Rhino in a Tuxedo

portrait

The Flamingo Tightrope — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Flamingo Tightrope

portrait

Bear With a Monocle — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Bear With a Monocle

square

Master of Ceremonies — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Master of Ceremonies

portrait

Duet — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Duet

landscape

The Owl Croupier — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Owl Croupier

square

Last Call — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Last Call

landscape

The Vulture Maître d' — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Vulture Maître d'

portrait

Walrus at the Piano — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Walrus at the Piano

landscape

The Stoat Contortionist — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Stoat Contortionist

square

Goat With the Accounts — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Goat With the Accounts

portrait

The Swan Trapeze — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Swan Trapeze

portrait

Ferret Chorus Line — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Ferret Chorus Line

landscape

The Toad Impresario — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Toad Impresario

square

Heron With a Violin — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Heron With a Violin

portrait

The Boar and the Cigarette Girl — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

The Boar and the Cigarette Girl

landscape

Closing the Room — Weimar expressionist portraiture × animal masquerade

Closing the Room

square

06 / 20

Amphora Thrash

Attic vase painting and skate-deck graphics, drawn by the same hand on the same clay.

Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

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Kickflip of Herakles — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Kickflip of Herakles

portrait

Chariot Grind — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Chariot Grind

landscape

Minotaur Bowl — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Minotaur Bowl

square

Gorgon Deck — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Gorgon Deck

square

Siren Boombox — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Siren Boombox

portrait

Atlas Halfpipe — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Atlas Halfpipe

landscape

Olive Riot — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Olive Riot

square

The Ferryman Ollie — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

The Ferryman Ollie

portrait

Labyrinth Lines — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Labyrinth Lines

square

Pegasus Pipe — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Pegasus Pipe

landscape

Ollie of Theseus — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Ollie of Theseus

portrait

The Wine Bowl Bowl — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

The Wine Bowl Bowl

landscape

Medusa Grind — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Medusa Grind

square

The Discus Flatspot — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

The Discus Flatspot

portrait

Centaur Manual — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Centaur Manual

landscape

The Hydra Rail — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

The Hydra Rail

square

Icarus Drop-In — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Icarus Drop-In

portrait

The Argonaut Pool — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

The Argonaut Pool

landscape

Cyclops Fisheye — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

Cyclops Fisheye

square

The Underworld Flatground — Ancient Greek red-figure vase painting × skate and graffiti graphics

The Underworld Flatground

square

07 / 20

Vellum Circuit

A monk who has never seen a machine, illuminating one anyway, in gold.

Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

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Saint of the Via — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Saint of the Via

portrait

Annunciation Bus — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Annunciation Bus

square

Beast of the Margin — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Beast of the Margin

square

Wheel of Fortune — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Wheel of Fortune

portrait

Garden of Traces — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Garden of Traces

landscape

Ark Motherboard — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Ark Motherboard

landscape

Psalter of Lightning — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Psalter of Lightning

square

Reliquary Chip — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Reliquary Chip

square

Bestiary of Ports — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Bestiary of Ports

portrait

The Long Bench — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Long Bench

landscape

The Crossing of the Bus — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Crossing of the Bus

portrait

Labours of the Months — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Labours of the Months

landscape

The Capacitor Reliquary — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Capacitor Reliquary

square

Jonah and the Heatsink — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Jonah and the Heatsink

square

The Tree of Jesse — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Tree of Jesse

portrait

The Ground Plane Paradise — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Ground Plane Paradise

landscape

Saint of the Oscillator — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Saint of the Oscillator

portrait

The Marginal Battle — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Marginal Battle

landscape

Harrowing of the Socket — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Harrowing of the Socket

square

The Bestiary of Grounds — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Bestiary of Grounds

portrait

The Zodiac of Pins — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Zodiac of Pins

square

The Scribe Who Traces — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Scribe Who Traces

portrait

Pentecost of the Clock — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Pentecost of the Clock

square

The Flood of Solder — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Flood of Solder

landscape

The Via Ladder — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Via Ladder

portrait

Martyrdom of the Fuse — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Martyrdom of the Fuse

square

The Antenna Annunciate — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Antenna Annunciate

square

Plan of the Abbey — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

Plan of the Abbey

landscape

The Hours of the Crystal — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Hours of the Crystal

portrait

The Last Page, Unrouted — Medieval illuminated manuscript × printed circuit boards

The Last Page, Unrouted

landscape

09 / 20

Miniature Abyss

Persian court painting relocated to eleven thousand feet of black water.

Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

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Court of the Anglerfish — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Court of the Anglerfish

portrait

Garden of Siphonophores — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Garden of Siphonophores

portrait

Hunt of the Giant Squid — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Hunt of the Giant Squid

landscape

Lovers in the Trench — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Lovers in the Trench

square

Nautilus Astrolabe — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Nautilus Astrolabe

square

Battle of the Lanternfish — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Battle of the Lanternfish

landscape

Peacock of the Vents — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Peacock of the Vents

square

Falconer of Rays — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Falconer of Rays

square

Library of Shells — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Library of Shells

portrait

Wedding of the Barreleye — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Wedding of the Barreleye

landscape

The Vampire Squid Audience — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Vampire Squid Audience

portrait

Polo on the Abyssal Plain — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Polo on the Abyssal Plain

landscape

The Isopod Vizier — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Isopod Vizier

square

Wedding in the Brine Pool — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Wedding in the Brine Pool

landscape

The Scholar and the Whalefall — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Scholar and the Whalefall

portrait

The Dumbo Octopus Dancers — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Dumbo Octopus Dancers

square

Siege of the Cold Seep — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Siege of the Cold Seep

landscape

The Glass Sponge Pavilion — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Glass Sponge Pavilion

portrait

Falconer of the Snailfish — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Falconer of the Snailfish

square

The Carpet of Tubeworms — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Carpet of Tubeworms

square

Hunt of the Sleeper Shark — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Hunt of the Sleeper Shark

landscape

The Astronomer of Marine Snow — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Astronomer of Marine Snow

portrait

The Lantern Bearers — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Lantern Bearers

landscape

Coronation of the Chimaera — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Coronation of the Chimaera

square

The Pool of Still Water — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Pool of Still Water

square

The Seamount Garden — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Seamount Garden

portrait

The Battle of Two Vents — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Battle of Two Vents

landscape

The Barreleye Scribe — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Barreleye Scribe

square

Musicians of the Midnight Zone — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

Musicians of the Midnight Zone

portrait

The Last Lamp Goes Out — Persian and Mughal miniature painting × deep-sea bioluminescence

The Last Lamp Goes Out

landscape

13 / 20

Song Gantry

A thousand-year-old ink landscape in which the mountains are container cranes.

Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

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Travellers Among Cranes — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Travellers Among Cranes

portrait

Early Spring Refinery — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Early Spring Refinery

portrait

Ten Thousand Containers — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Ten Thousand Containers

landscape

Waterfall of Slag — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Waterfall of Slag

portrait

Wind Among the Turbines — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Wind Among the Turbines

landscape

Dry Dock Gorge — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Dry Dock Gorge

square

Night Furnace Moon — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Night Furnace Moon

square

Terraces of the Railyard — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Terraces of the Railyard

square

Pylons in Mist — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Pylons in Mist

square

Harbour of the Immortals — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Harbour of the Immortals

landscape

Gantry of Ten Thousand Folds — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Gantry of Ten Thousand Folds

portrait

The Breathing Pipe Ravine — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

The Breathing Pipe Ravine

portrait

Furnace That Is Also a Pine — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Furnace That Is Also a Pine

square

The Yard That Repeats — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

The Yard That Repeats

landscape

Mist With Too Many Distances — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Mist With Too Many Distances

landscape

The Crane That Is Looking — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

The Crane That Is Looking

portrait

Inverted Dry Dock — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Inverted Dry Dock

square

Pylons Going Inward — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Pylons Going Inward

square

The Furnace Moon Doubles — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

The Furnace Moon Doubles

square

Harbour of the Long Exhale — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Harbour of the Long Exhale

landscape

The Refinery Bloom — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

The Refinery Bloom

portrait

Ten Thousand Containers, Lit — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Ten Thousand Containers, Lit

landscape

Slag Falls of Light — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Slag Falls of Light

portrait

Turbine Ridge Aurora — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Turbine Ridge Aurora

landscape

The Electric Gorge — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

The Electric Gorge

square

Furnace Moon in Colour — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Furnace Moon in Colour

square

Railyard Terraces, Flooded — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Railyard Terraces, Flooded

square

Pylons and the Cold Fire — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Pylons and the Cold Fire

square

The Spectral Container Wall — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

The Spectral Container Wall

landscape

Harbour of the Immortals, Ablaze — Song dynasty ink landscape × heavy industry

Harbour of the Immortals, Ablaze

landscape

15 / 20

Bosch Open Plan

The full Northern Renaissance panel of torment, relocated to a business park.

Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

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Garden of Earthly Deliverables — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Garden of Earthly Deliverables

landscape

The All-Hands — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The All-Hands

landscape

Hell of the Hot Desk — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Hell of the Hot Desk

portrait

The Open Plan Temptation — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Open Plan Temptation

portrait

Kitchenette of Delights — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Kitchenette of Delights

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Tower of Reorg — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Tower of Reorg

portrait

The Lanyard Procession — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Lanyard Procession

landscape

Parable of the Printer — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Parable of the Printer

square

Lift Lobby Purgatory — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Lift Lobby Purgatory

square

The Offsite — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Offsite

square

The Infinite Mezzanine — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Infinite Mezzanine

landscape

The Reply-All Deluge — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Reply-All Deluge

landscape

Onboarding of the Damned — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Onboarding of the Damned

portrait

The Performance Review Wheel — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Performance Review Wheel

portrait

The Car Park of Penance — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Car Park of Penance

landscape

The Meeting That Has No Room — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Meeting That Has No Room

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Gluttony of the Free Lunch — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Gluttony of the Free Lunch

square

The Tower of Credentials — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Tower of Credentials

portrait

The Shredder Pilgrimage — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Shredder Pilgrimage

landscape

The Last Day of the Lease — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Last Day of the Lease

landscape

The Wellness Paradise — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Wellness Paradise

landscape

The Hackathon Garden — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Hackathon Garden

landscape

The Offsite of the Air — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Offsite of the Air

portrait

The All-Hands in the Clouds — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The All-Hands in the Clouds

landscape

Kitchenette of the Hyperreal — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Kitchenette of the Hyperreal

square

The Reorg Carousel — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Reorg Carousel

portrait

The Lanyard Labyrinth — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Lanyard Labyrinth

landscape

The Printer Apotheosis — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Printer Apotheosis

square

Lift Lobby of the Pastel Void — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

Lift Lobby of the Pastel Void

square

The Business Park Pleasure Garden — Bosch and Bruegel Northern Renaissance panel × modern office life

The Business Park Pleasure Garden

landscape

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Gilded Rot

Baroque opulence and the mycology quietly eating it. Vanitas for people who like a joke.

Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

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Banquet Bloom — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Banquet Bloom

landscape

Peach Cathedral — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Peach Cathedral

portrait

The Lobster Monarch — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

The Lobster Monarch

portrait

Tulip Mania — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Tulip Mania

portrait

Cheese Geology — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Cheese Geology

square

Oyster Galaxy — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Oyster Galaxy

square

Bread Reliquary — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Bread Reliquary

portrait

The Wine Flood — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

The Wine Flood

landscape

Pomegranate Orrery — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Pomegranate Orrery

square

The Moth Feast — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

The Moth Feast

landscape

Absinthe Reliquary — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Absinthe Reliquary

square

The Cellar Bloom — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

The Cellar Bloom

landscape

Brandy Snifter Planet — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Brandy Snifter Planet

portrait

Hop Cathedral — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Hop Cathedral

portrait

Champagne Tower Vanitas — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Champagne Tower Vanitas

square

The Opium Pear — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

The Opium Pear

square

Gin Botanical Ossuary — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Gin Botanical Ossuary

landscape

Whisky Barrel Deep — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Whisky Barrel Deep

portrait

Liqueur of the Fly Agaric — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Liqueur of the Fly Agaric

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Last Orders — Dutch Baroque still-life × mycology and decay

Last Orders

landscape

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Saint Machine

Byzantine gold, tesserae, and the humble appliances we actually worship.

Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

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Saint of the Laundromat — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Saint of the Laundromat

portrait

Our Lady of Dial Tone — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Our Lady of Dial Tone

portrait

Martyr of the Toaster — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Martyr of the Toaster

square

The Fax Annunciation — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

The Fax Annunciation

portrait

Engine Iconostasis — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Engine Iconostasis

landscape

Blessing of the Vending — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Blessing of the Vending

portrait

Seraph of Fans — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Seraph of Fans

square

Pilgrimage to the Socket — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Pilgrimage to the Socket

landscape

Saint Catherine of the Wheel — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Saint Catherine of the Wheel

square

The Cable Nativity — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

The Cable Nativity

landscape

Saint of the Server Aisle — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Saint of the Server Aisle

portrait

Our Lady of the Cooling Tower — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Our Lady of the Cooling Tower

portrait

The GPU Iconostasis — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

The GPU Iconostasis

landscape

Martyr of the Thermal Paste — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Martyr of the Thermal Paste

square

Seraph of the Fibre Trunk — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Seraph of the Fibre Trunk

square

Annunciation of the Prompt — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Annunciation of the Prompt

portrait

Pilgrimage to the Data Hall — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Pilgrimage to the Data Hall

landscape

Reliquary of the First Weights — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Reliquary of the First Weights

square

Pantocrator of the Generator — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Pantocrator of the Generator

portrait

Transfiguration of the Tensor — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Transfiguration of the Tensor

square

Hot Aisle Procession — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Hot Aisle Procession

landscape

Saint of the Undersea Cable — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Saint of the Undersea Cable

landscape

The Raised Floor Deesis — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

The Raised Floor Deesis

landscape

Deacon of the Dry Pipe — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Deacon of the Dry Pipe

square

Veneration of the Uninterruptible — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Veneration of the Uninterruptible

portrait

Gospel Without Words — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Gospel Without Words

square

Choir of the Cooling Fans — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Choir of the Cooling Fans

square

Baptism of Immersion Cooling — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Baptism of Immersion Cooling

portrait

The Forty-Two Rack Saints — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

The Forty-Two Rack Saints

portrait

Shutdown of the Last Node — Byzantine mosaic icon × domestic machinery

Shutdown of the Last Node

landscape

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Deco Fever

Machine-age glamour at the exact moment it starts hallucinating.

1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

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Chrysler Jellyfish — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Chrysler Jellyfish

portrait

Ocean Liner Serpent — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Ocean Liner Serpent

landscape

Deco Peacock — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Deco Peacock

portrait

Locomotive Lotus — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Locomotive Lotus

landscape

Flapper Kaleidoscope — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Flapper Kaleidoscope

square

Radio Tower Mushroom — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Radio Tower Mushroom

portrait

Martini Tsunami — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Martini Tsunami

square

Zeppelin Hummingbird — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Zeppelin Hummingbird

landscape

Elevator to Nowhere — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Elevator to Nowhere

portrait

Sunburst Cobra — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Sunburst Cobra

square

Amanita Ziggurat — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Amanita Ziggurat

square

Flamingo Colonnade — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Flamingo Colonnade

portrait

Morel Spire — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Morel Spire

portrait

Mantis Streamline — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Mantis Streamline

square

Chanterelle Cascade — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Chanterelle Cascade

portrait

Swan Fleet — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Swan Fleet

landscape

Tiger Lacquer Mandala — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Tiger Lacquer Mandala

square

Puffball Supernova — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Puffball Supernova

square

Antelope Speedline — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Antelope Speedline

landscape

Inkcap Deliquescence — 1930s Art Deco poster × blotter psychedelia

Inkcap Deliquescence

square

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Third Eye Parlour

Victorian respectability with something extremely wrong behind the eyes.

Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

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The Family of Many Hands — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

The Family of Many Hands

portrait

Grandmother Nebula — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Grandmother Nebula

portrait

Séance Tablecloth — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Séance Tablecloth

landscape

Gentleman With a Window — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Gentleman With a Window

portrait

Twins in One Coat — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Twins in One Coat

portrait

The Cat Medium — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

The Cat Medium

square

Parlour of Doors — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Parlour of Doors

landscape

Lady of the Third Eye — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Lady of the Third Eye

square

The Hair Tapestry — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

The Hair Tapestry

landscape

Child With Planet — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Child With Planet

portrait

The Governess of Corridors — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

The Governess of Corridors

portrait

Uncle With Two Shadows — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Uncle With Two Shadows

portrait

The Piano That Watches — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

The Piano That Watches

square

Widow and the Hive — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Widow and the Hive

square

Brothers of One Pulse — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Brothers of One Pulse

landscape

The Portrait That Moves — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

The Portrait That Moves

portrait

The Wallpaper Congregation — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

The Wallpaper Congregation

landscape

Spinster With a Tide — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Spinster With a Tide

square

The Nursery Orrery — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

The Nursery Orrery

portrait

Tea for the Absent — Victorian salon portraiture × occult psychedelia

Tea for the Absent

landscape

What this is

Made here.
Sold nowhere else.

The work

430 originals. Each one is generated here from a written brief that names two art-historical traditions and one impossible subject, then held to a single rule: the two traditions must be one object, not two halves of a collage.

The printing

Fine-art and Hahnemühle cotton-rag prints and gallery-wrapped canvas, produced by Prodigi — up to 24 × 36 inches. Apparel is direct-to-garment or all-over print, by Printful.

The honest part

This art is machine-made, and we are not going to be coy about it. What is not machine-made is the brief: the two traditions named, the rule that they must fuse rather than sit side by side, and the judgement about which of them is worth your wall.